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- Series 2
- s02e01
s02e03
s02e25
- Series 3
- s03e16 - The Search for the Bearded Vulture
- s03e17 - The Mystery of the Monkey's Paw
- Series 4
- s04e02 - The Man Who Tried To Destroy London's Monuments
- s04e03 - The Ghastly Experiments Of Dr Hans Eidelburger
- s04e13 - The Giant Bombardon (fragment)
- s04e15 - The Missing Prime Minister
- s04e18 - The History of Communications
- s04e20 - The Toothpaste Expedition
- s04e23 - The Greatest Mountain in the World
- s04e24 - The Collapse of the British Railway Sandwich System
- s04e25 - The Silent Bugler
- s04e26 - Western Story
- s04e29 - The Great Bank of England Robbery
- s04eSP - Special - The Starlings
- Series 5
- s05e01 - The Whistling Spy Enigma
- s05e02 - The Lost Gold Mine (Of Charlotte)
- s05e03 - The Dreaded Batter Pudding Hurler (Of Bexhill-On-Sea)
- s05e04 - The Phantom Head Shaver of Brighton
- s05e05 - The Affair of the Lone Banana
- s05e06 - The Canal
- s05e07 - Lurgi Strikes Britain
- s05e08 - The Mystery of the Marie Celeste (Solved!)
- s05e09 - The Last Tram (From Clapham)
- s05e10 - The Booted Gorilla (Found)
- s05e11 - The Spanish Suitcase
- s05e12 - Dishonoured, or The Fall Of Neddie Seagoon
- s06e13 - Forog
- s06e14 - Ye Bandit of Sherwood Forest
- s05e15 - 1985
- s05e16 - The Case of the Missing Heir
- s05e17 - China Story
- s05e18 - Under Two Floorboards
- s05e19 - The Missing Scroll
- s05e20 - 1985 (remake)
- s05e21 - The Sinking of Westminster Pier
- s05e22 - The Fireball of Milton Street
- s05e23 - The Six Ingots Of Leadenhall Street
- s05e24 - Yehti
- s05e25 - The White Box of Great Bardfield
- s05e26 - The End (Confessions of a Secret Senna-Pod Drinker)
- Series 6
- s06e01 - Seagoon MCC
- s06e02 - The Secret Escritoire
- s06e03 - The Lost Emperor
- s06e04 - Napoleon's Piano
- s06e05 - The Case of the Missing CD Plates
- s06e06 - Rommel's Treasure
- s06e07 - Foiled By President Fred (In Honour Bound)
- s06e08 - Shangri-La Again
- s06e09 - The International Christmas Pudding
- s06e10 - The Pevensey Bay Disaster
- s06e11 - The Sale of Manhattan (The Lost Colony)
- s06e12 - The Terrible Revenge of Fred Fu-Manchu
- s06e13 - The Lost Year
- s06e14 - The Greenslade Story
- s06e15 - The Hastings Flyer - Robbed
- s06e16 - The Mighty Wurlitzer
- s06e17 - The Raid of the International Christmas Pudding
- s06e18 - Tales of Montmartre
- s06e19 - The Jet-Propelled Guided NAAFI
- s06e20 - The House of Teeth
- s06e21 - Tales of Old Dartmoor
- s06e22 - The Choking Horror
- s06e23 - The Great Tuscan Salami Scandal
- s06e24 - The Treasure in the Lake
- s06e25 - The Fear of Wages
- s06e26 - Scradge
- s06e27 - The Man Who Never Was
- s06eSP1 - Special 1 - The Goons Hit Wales
- s06eSP2 - Special 2 - China Story
- Series 7
- s07e01 - The Nasty Affair at the Burami Oasis
- s07e02 - Drums Along the Mersey
- s07e03 - The Nadger Plague
- s07e04 - The MacReekie Rising of '74
- s07e05 - The Spectre of Tintagel
- s07e06 - The Sleeping Prince
- s07e07 - The Great Bank Robbery
- s07e08 - The Personal Narrative of Captain Seagoon RN
- s07e09 - The Mystery of the Fake Neddie Seagoon
- s07e10 - What's My Line
- s07e11 - The Telephone
- s07e12 - The Flea
- s07e13 - Six Charlies in Search of an Author
- s07e14 - Emperor of the Universe
- s07e15 - Wings Over Dagenham
- s07e16 - The Rent Collectors
- s07e17 - Shifting Sands
- s07e18 - The Moon Show
- s07e19 - The Mysterious Punch-Up-The-Conker
- s07e20 - Round the World in 80 Days
- s07e21 - Insurance - The White Man's Burden
- s07e22 - The Africa Ship Canal
- s07e23 - Ill met by Goonlight
- s07e24 - The Missing Boa Constrictor
- s07e25 - The Histories of Pliny the Elder
- s07eSP1 - Special - Operation Christmas Duff
- s07eSP2 - Special - Robin Hood
- s07eSP3 - Special - The Reason Why
- Series 8
- s08e01 - Spon
- s08e02 - The Junk Affair
- s08e03 - The Burning Embassy
- s08e04 - The Great Regent's Park Swim
- s08e05 - The Treasure in the Tower
- s08e06 - The Space Age
- s08e07 - The Red Fort
- s08e08 - The Missing Battleship
- s08e09 - The Policy
- s08e10 - King Solomon's Mines
- s08e11 - The Stolen Postman
- s08e12 - The Great British Revolution
- s08e13 - The Plasticine Man
- s08e14 - African Incident
- s08e15 - The Thing on the Mountain
- s08e16 - The Great String Robberies
- s08e17 - The Moriarty Murder Mystery
- s08e18 - The Curse of Frankenstein
- s08e19 - The White Neddie Trade
- s08e20 - Ten Snowballs That Shook The World
- s08e21 - The Man Who Never Was
- s08e22 - World War One
- s08e23 - The Spon Plague
- s08e24 - Tiddlywinks
- s08e25 - The Evils of Bushy Spon
- s08e26 - The Great Statue Debate
- Series 9
- s09e01 - The Sahara Desert Statue trailer
- s09e02 - I Was Monty's Treble
- s09e03 - The Million Pound Penny
- s09e04 - Pam's Paper Insurance Policy
- s09e05 - The Mountain Eaters
- s09e06 - The Childe Harolde Rewarde
- s09e07 - The Seagoon Memoirs
- s09e08 - Queen Anne’s Rain
- s09e09 - The Battle of Spion Kop
- s09e10 - Ned’s Atomic Dustbin
- s09e11 - The Spy or Who is Pink Oboe
- s09e12 - The Call of the West
- s09e13 - Dishonoured - Again
- s09e14 - The Scarlet Capsule (Quatermass O.B.E.)
- s09e15 - The Tay Bridge Disaster
- s09e16 - The Gold Plate Robbery
- s09e17 - The 50 Pound Cure
- Series 10
- s10e01 - A Christmas Carol
- s10e02 - Tales of Men's Shirts
- s10e03 - The Chinese Legs
- s10e04 - Robin's Post
- s10e05 - The Silver Dubloons
- s10e06 - The Last Smoking Seagoon
- Vintage Goons Series
- sVGe01 - The Mummified Priest
- sVGe02 - The Greatest Mountain In The World
- sVGe03 - The Missing No 10 Downing Street
- sVGe04 - The Giant Bombardon
- sVGe05 - The Kippered Herring Gang
- sVGe06 - The Vanishing Room
- sVGe07 - The Ink Shortage
- sVGe08 - The Mustard and Cress Shortage
- sVGe09 - The Internal Mountain
- sVGe19 - The Silent Bugler
- sVGe11 - The Great Bank of England Robbery
- sVGe12 - The Dreaded Piano Clubber
- sVGe13 - The Siege of Fort Night
- sVGe14 - The First Albert Memorial to the Moon
- Extras
- The Last Goon Show of All
- The Completest Goon Show Transcripts Of All All the Goon Show scripts in one file!